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United States of America

A place you're proud to call home. You will accept no other substitute for freedom, and you will not accept crappy definitions for the land of the free and the brave.

Most of all, GO AMERICA.
Because I live in the United States of America, I can choose what to do with my money! GO CAPITALISM!
by Loveable George W. Bush September 22, 2010
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irish-american

The second largest group in america, after the germans. Presidents Reagan and Kennedy were Irish and Bill Clinton was half-irish. Tougher than nails, they are regarded as great fighters and even greater writers. (Think Joyce, Yeats, Doyle, etc.) Once looked down upon (by the boring ass wasps..) they rose up through the ranks of American society and are now one of the most popular and successful groups in the country.
George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Sean Penn, Conan O'Brien, Tom Brady, Sharon Stone, Vince McMahon, Brian Williams, Jack Welch, Carson Daly, Nolan Ryan, Dennis Leary, Pat Riley, Dropkick Murphys, JFK, Tom Clancy, Lindsay Lohan, Jenny McCarthy, are all Irish-Americans
by BlackIrish06 September 23, 2008
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America

despite what people say, a great country. powerful, rich, and overall nice people. the majority of people you see dissing the states on here are actually folks who live here as well, but are going through the "fuck everyone i wanna be different and cool" phase in their life. a cool place, lived here my whole life, and there are just as many dumb people here as anywhere else. the U.S is misunderstood due to George bush jr, NOT sr, and is in decline. but as a country based off of freedom and liberty, i know we can bounce back. the land of the free and the home of the brave, i am proud to be an american!
Australian: i hear everyone in the states is dumb and fat, not to be rude though, mate

American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.
by darmanithegreat June 11, 2011
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club america

the best and richest mexican soccer club team. They have 10 championships and have an arch rivlary with Chivas, Pumas and C. Azul. Either you hate them, or love them. nothing in between
Damn that was a good game, but i knew Club America would end up winning again.
by alex del piero March 18, 2008
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Americans

Human beings who laugh, cry, create. They are just as capable and have just as much potential and soul as anyone else. They have families, they have lives, they have homes, they have worries, they have emotions. Human beings who are just like anybody else but who are largely discriminated against solely because they are from the United States. Being an American is not easy and it most certainly is not always fun. People who think they are nationalistic don't understand that they need to be patriotic now more than ever, because it's what keeps their spirits up and gives them hope.
"All Americans are stupid, stubborn, obese, arrogant, and think they're awesome because they're from America. Americans are all a bunch of jerks."

"Wow, you sound like a self-centered, ignorant fuck who has no idea what he/she is talking about."
by DerpGirl August 23, 2011
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americanize

To turn something into total shit.
Cardcaptor Sakura was considered an excellent anime by many, but when Sakura and everyone else was Americanized, several fans committed seppuku, even though they weren't worth it.
by Zackarotto June 22, 2004
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President of the United States of America

The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
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