When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012
Get the Alabama Hotpocket mug.When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.
David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.
by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009
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Where one would take exlax before sex and would proceed in doing the same thing as the Alabama Hot Pocket. (opening the womans vagina and taking a shat inside it)
"I'm thinking about going over to the neighbors, and giving Bill's wife an Alabama Latte when he is at work."
by Burrmaster November 14, 2007
Get the Alabama Latte mug.When you or your partner submerges his or her anus in a bucket or cooler filled with ice. After 20 minutes of this, the Iceboxer removes themselves from the ice. The Iceboxee then proceeds to sodomize the Iceboxer.
Iceboxee- Bitch sit in this ice
Iceboxer- Okay
20 minutes later
Iceboxee- Now bitch bend over
(Alabama Icebox)
Iceboxer- Okay
Iceboxer- Okay
20 minutes later
Iceboxee- Now bitch bend over
(Alabama Icebox)
Iceboxer- Okay
by SodomyBoy August 16, 2011
Get the Alabama Icebox mug.Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.
"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"
by Squish-a-lish July 20, 2008
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Get the Alabama Vinyl mug.Where a guy spreads a girls vagina lips, takes a shit inside then proceeds to fuck her. After cumming he then licks her out like a snivering tiprat.
Guy * i gave her a alabama hot pocket with a little something special at the end, i like to call it a Alabama Tiprat
by Jim10101 September 28, 2011
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