Apocalypse Weapon

message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power

Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.

by hay thear August 11, 2003

apostrophapathy

n. The state of being of someone who just doesn't care about apostrophes.

Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.

by Bernard McGraw November 26, 2009

Apollo 13 moment

An apollo 13 moment is when something so awesome happens that the only way to express your joy is to yell "wooo hooo" like Jack Swigert does after he learns of his mission.

After i got my license i had an Apollo 13 moment.

by ray kroc March 26, 2010

battle of apocalypt

The final battle between the living and the dead. The battle will take place from December 21 and 26, 2012. Clint Eastwood will be dead buy then, so he won't be on our side. i.e. We lose.

Anthony: *Shoots a democrat*
Randy: BLARGG! Save joor bullets for the battle of apocalypt!

by against randall March 22, 2007

Zombie Apocalypse

The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.

Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.

by Mrawesomesauce101 March 11, 2013

Apollo 13

Facing the ceiling on a bed or couch, placing you're feet on the wall and grab onto you're shirt for you will be in great turbulence after you rip one straight in your buddy's face.

You: Hey man I've gotta rip.
Friend: Go for it.
You: I wanna be a little more creative..
Friend: uhhhh...ok..WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
You: HAHAHAH i just Apollo 13ned your ass!

by yerrrrmom November 21, 2010

Apon

to describe an action as well as the "where"

I will come "apon" your face

by Fifi Flowerpot February 28, 2011