Alabama Man

1> Racist
2> Redneck
3> Trailer park trash
4> A lazy idiot
5> A drunk

Not a generalisation... Definition based on conversations with a Alabama Man.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

Alabama Mishap

Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.

Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!

by JarJarWinks February 19, 2010

Alabama Hot-Pocket

The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.

Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!

by ImTheJuggernautBitch! July 24, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

A hot tub filled to the brim with semen and other sexual body fluids from both genders. Must be placed out in the hot sun of Alabama so that anyone sitting in it will be surrounded by bubbling hot cum. A fantastic experience for the whole family to enjoy.

Kinky Girlfriend: Hey I've been kinda bored lately. Do you wanna try something new?
You: Like what?
Kinky Girlfriend: An Alabama Hot Tub.
You: Well only if I can tie you up and drown you in it.
Kinky Girlfriend: Bring the yellow clarinet.

by Dr. Hot Tub May 2, 2014

Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 August 1, 2013

Alabama Cream Pie

when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.

Alabama Cream Pie

by WHORALDO May 5, 2010

Alabama ham

A large north american melon, usually pictured in the hands of African americans, also known as watermelon...

Stan brought over an alabama ham, and we put in the microwave and ran a train on it all night long, then we disposed of it to our janitor clive...

by aeineralus December 1, 2007