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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
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Aged Canoli

The old lady pulled down her pants and revealed her aged canoli.
by watupshitsucker?! June 29, 2010
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AG

AG has been one of the best since 2017, I LOVE THIS PACKING CLAN. This has been the most best clan I've ever seen.
AG Is the Most Best Clan In 2023 I Love It, Might been the best packing clan i've ever seen
by Jasiah Montgomery November 27, 2023
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Age 5

The birthday of reckoning the most painful experience in a boys life the first gangbang
Age 5 actually sucked I had to hoop a gun and my hand
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Dry age a steak in honey

When you get your purely sexual partners vaganal canal and fill it with honey and proceed to cook a ribeye steak until 175 degrees Celsius then cut the fat cap and dip the fat into your partner’s anus and honey filled vagina then eat it and poop it out into your partners mouth which is then what out into your most local kfc deep fryer and force feed anybody the poop steak honey amalgamation.
Yo yo yo BROJOB you know the new meta goon is to dry age a steak in honey
by CherryB0mb July 29, 2025
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mass age

decades of years taken away like mass murder
u cant mass age a shrimp only cats tho!
by Euejjejwkk December 12, 2021
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christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.
by Holelottanope September 23, 2018
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