The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
by Yaa boi June 26, 2017
Get the Brookside titty cannonmug. They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024
Get the Cannonmug. by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
Get the Cannon Basketballmug. by zamtea June 1, 2014
Get the cannon-bombmug. When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
by Waldorfhysterica December 2, 2022
Get the Powerful queen cannonmug. A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
by ComZhora March 18, 2021
Get the Monkey Cannonmug. That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
by max nova April 24, 2022
Get the Cannon Fallsmug.