Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Egg farm

Where yolks are made

It was a long week, so I parked up the V8 at the egg farm and fucked off home

by Rubber duck 10 4 June 18, 2022

Furry Farming

The position of not being a furry but creating paid content for furries such as art or videos.

Person A: I've recently started a furry art channel

Person B: I didn't know you're a furry.

Person A: I'm not. I'm just furry farming.

by hunned bands all hunneds May 9, 2025

farming and grinding

doing the same thing over and over again

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt, i.e try doing things differently, if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

by Sexydimma June 21, 2013

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

farming

when you are just blowing it and missing out

or when you are just cruising

bro you are farming right now

by piececontrollsnot March 21, 2022