bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016

aiden bean

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018

Bean Lord

Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.

“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”

by We are the Floor Tentacles February 12, 2020

bean folder

Woman's version of a spank bank.

Girrrrrrl, did you see that hotty he's going in the bean folder.

by Tfittz/iinventedbeanfolder March 24, 2016

bean play

noun, When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles your nads in a soft, caressing manner.

When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.

by Rhett Perry January 4, 2008

Bean-Fish

When you way too zooked to speak English.

Yo phamala, why you gotta be such a bean-fish?

by Hunk5 June 17, 2016

purp bean

a popular saying in new zealand meaning, the fish n chip shop.

"hey, where's the purp bean at?"

"yea, me and the kids are going to get some purp bean"

"you work at purp bean?"

"there's only enough room for one purp bean in this town bro"

by Dan an October 20, 2013