Simp

Slide in my pussy
When a guy is really hot and you'd let him slide in.

Girl 1: "Look at that stud muffin!"
Girl 2: "Damn, he's fine asf."
Girl 1: "I'd let him simp"
Girl 2: "He's daddy asf."

by yo_yo04 January 4, 2018

Simp

A simp is a person who respects all genders equally. They believe it is just to talk and refer to women in an orderly manner, breaking from the social construct that men have to treat women badly for some ducking reason. The word simp is actually a positive term as it refers to gentleman. If you're called a simp, people are trying to make fun of you but they don't understand how treat women properly.

1:I heard he's a simp
2: no way
1: yeah apparently people are making fun of him because of it
2: wait i need to get to know him he's acc perfect
1: fr, i simp for the simps
2:yhhh

by Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fan June 18, 2020

Simp

Let's get this straight-

Don't ever use the term simp to a male or female who's just being respectful.

Like what's the point.
They're doing as they should and you just wanna ruin that?
Stop saying simp. periodt. just stop, please and thank you :))))

Man 1: Absolutely stunning if i do say so myself.
Little unedumacated boy: SIMP!

LIKE WTF HOW TF IS THAT A SITUATION IN WHICH U REPLY WITH "SIMP"- LIKE BOYYY STFUU I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU FSHYUFGBSUBOSUYODBUY

<3 ((((: thank you for coming to my ted talk :)))) <3

by uh.idkminombre October 14, 2020

Simp

A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.

Aureleei, The, Senna, Goddess.: dont let them patronize you
Aureleei, The, Senna, Goddess.: kim
Aureleei, The, Senna, Goddess.: forget it

This boi is a simp.

by SimpGod1234 February 26, 2020

Simp Magnet

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Simp Lord

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020

Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

by Based Fiend March 14, 2021