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win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
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Thawng Win

Thawng Win is the king of delivering the gayest and wildest lines with a punchline that could make a sailor blush. But here's the twist – it's all in the spirit of laughter and good vibes. Thawng Win fearlessly explores humor's wild side, turning every sentence into a potential surprise. His jokes ride the edge of outrageousness, but he's a master at never crossing into offensiveness. In Thawng Win's world, humor is a celebration of diversity and a reminder that laughter knows no boundaries. He effortlessly turns potentially awkward moments into opportunities for genuine connection, proving that, in his book, being outrageous is just another way to spread joy. So, buckle up for a wild ride into Thawng Win's world, where every word is a potential punchline and every laugh bridges gaps.
"Thawng Win walked into the room, and within minutes, he had everyone in stitches with his hilarious and unexpectedly wild anecdotes. You never know what he's going to say next, but it's all in good fun – he's the master of turning any gathering into a laugh-filled adventure."
by Icey toast November 18, 2023
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Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.
Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."
by Slanged Dictionary April 30, 2024
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“Winning”

When you lose everything you hold dear and everybody starts hating you and making fun of you so in a fit of petty rage you attempt to take everything around you down only to fail spectacularly.
Man 1: I heard Dutch tried to turn the VIP server against itself.
Man 2: Yeah, but it failed miserably, in the end he thinks he won.
Man 1: Yeah, he sure is “winningall right...
by Booooooce July 3, 2021
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Winning

Friend:do you know what winning is?
You:not loosing
by mrfeet February 20, 2021
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Win

"Damn is that Win"
by CrisTheWu November 24, 2021
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Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.
by themotoboy April 2, 2011
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