goon rock

A crack rock that has been smuggled in someone’s butt hole without any covering. Leaving residue of feces on the drugs.

Don’t smoke that, thats Ryan's goon rock!

by RoofBaby June 17, 2024

Alex Goon

When you're a chinese boy named Alex and you love gooning and edging and playing Roblox and gooning to it

Yk that one boy from China named Alex who loves gooning and does it every evening? Yeah he's definetely Alex Goon

by certifiedmasterbaiter69 December 10, 2024

alien stage flicker gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025

goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Goon

Someone who makes moves, and rips.

Did you see Nick dancing with those bad bitches last night? He’s a goon!

by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019

Goon fuel

A piece of sexually explicit media (pornography, smut literature, sex scenes in movies, sexy celebrities, photos of naked women in general, etc.) that encourages one to engage in the act of gooning, or prolong an existing gooning session in order to increase the pleasurability of an orgasm once you have finished gooning. Alternatively, goon fuel is sexually explicit media that tempts someone with a porn addiction fetish to relapse or masturbate for an excessively long period of time.

Those new sexy photos of Charli xcx in a bikini are pure goon fuel - I'm gonna spend five hours gooning and edging myself to that shit all night!

by Puffyirish November 14, 2025

Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .

I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !

by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024