Baby back syndrome

Baby back syndrome is when you are unable or unwilling to get out of bed.

Peter: "Kyle why were you late for class?"
Kyle: "ya know, just had baby back syndrome

by Yeet so hard April 16, 2020

Lamar Jackson Syndrome

When the NFL pundits fall in love with a mediocre quarterback and push him onto the viewers as the greatest single player in the league.

A lot of experts are saying Jalen Hurts should be MVP this year. They have Lamar Jackson Syndrome for him bad.

by JMBrowningA5 February 12, 2023

Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 26, 2020

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020

dewm syndrome

when you obsess with your parses.

or

when you are a hardcore simp.

Damn, you have dewm syndrome!
You didn't parse high enough, you have dewm symdrome.

by Dewm Banana August 26, 2020

Retardial Syndrome

A retard who has every disability and every illness, typically an insult to babies.

Your baby looks like it has Retardial Syndrome.

by 69420tard January 2, 2022