The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021

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Hot Chocolate

You proceed to take a wet, dripping shit on your hand and masturbate, covering your dick with the feces. After doing so, take your shit covered dick and shove it down your victims throat.

Your mom loves my Hot Chocolate! She said so with her mouth full!

by The candyman January 9, 2018

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Hot tamale

When the d*ck too hot , you suspect a STD. Or sicklecellisiss

Ew get that hot tamale off me. Put in some foil or something

by Mrs. Nesbit January 28, 2022

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Hot

Your mom.

"ur mom is hot"

by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021

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Hot max

Used by North East Bus enthusiasts to describe the Arriva bus brand "MAX"

Seen a hot max 7514

by Cumty durex bumholes August 1, 2022

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hot angie

A vaguely lewd sounding rendition of a grilled cheese sammich. Said sammich contains cheese, hot peppers, and hot cured meat. It is allegedly quite mild, much like Vancouver's weather.

I slayed a hot angie at lunch today, now I've got the ring of fire!

by whiskey06 October 9, 2013

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