grown ass man

(grown ass-man) what an immature male may inadvertently, though accurately call himself when others question his ability to do anything. The Ass-man is a cross between the donkey, popularly believed to be a stubborn and unreasoning animal, and a human being.

"Are you sure you can move that bed downstairs by yourself?"
"What do you mean 'am I sure?' I'm a grown ass man!"

1/2 an hour later...
"MY BACK!!!"
"Are you alright?"
*gritting his teeth through the pain* "I'm fine. Don't say it."
"Say what? I told you so?"

by sleep =D October 27, 2012

man cave

A man who is so obese he can be imagined to be a storage of food, or a "cave" of food.

Those man caves on the telly have a show called "man caves"

by Miller July 23, 2009

the man behind the slaughter

the man who commited bite of '87

"It's been so long since the last time I've seen my son
lost to this monster
the man behind the slaughter"

by Helix01 March 29, 2020

Cut-A-Man Clan.

What happened to the Slap-A-Ho Tribe.

" When he hit me across the face, he started talking some shit about being from the Slap-A-Ho Tribe. So I said alright, went and got me something sharp, and let him know I was from the Cut-A-Man Clan. "

by Razor-chan. November 30, 2006

Rich Mans Wank

To jerk off into a condom.
Generally for people that have a lot of money.

Woah, hes rich.. obviously does the Rich Mans Wank

by DenV May 29, 2007

man hole inspector

a man who like to get inside man holes (the arse of a man) and give them a good cleanout

has anyone seen the film the man hole inspector that shit is disscusting

by the big gimp September 28, 2005

Short Man Syndrome

1)Where a person of short stature believes they have the ability to take on any person at any task. It is a general cockiness that is in a short person to replace the lack of height. Beware of anyone with short man syndrome.

2)When someone who is short gets an unfair natural advantage in some type of physical activity i.e. running, stretching, squating, benching, etc.

1)Guy 1 "Man why is Matt so aggressive towards me?"
Guy 2 "Because dude he has short man syndrome"

2)Guy 1 "I don't get why that guy can squat so much and run so fast."
Guy 2 "Well just look at him he has short man syndrome."

by theballer223 June 10, 2010