hot jaylon

Hot Jaylon is a type of dude named Jaylon who is hot while the other Jaylon’s aren’t hot

Girl 1: is that a hot Jaylon?!?!
Girl 2: I think so
Girl 1: I didn’t know that those still existed

by that bitch2000000 January 4, 2022

Hot Earther

A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.

A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.

Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.

by Bcanz1 February 11, 2021

Hot meth

A tweaker that is a "hot mess"

Felicia you are a hot meth

by Taylormade31 January 30, 2021

hot fridge

microwave

He was trying to sell a flat bed of hot fridges to an undercover cop

by tr1sh January 13, 2023

Hypnotizing Hot Girls

Something you will want to do to get them to love you.

Daniel is an expert at hypnotizing hot girls. This may or may not be related to his good looks.

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Hot Huck

When your girl has the booze poos on the DL after a hard night of drinking, and in the middle of you doing her doggie style, she sneezes and sprays shit all over your stomach, but rather than stopping, you take the opportunity to grab onto her hair and hold on for dear life like she’s a mechanical bull that’s short circuiting.

I took Rachel out to a dive bar last night and finally got to bang her, but she ended up sneezing shit all over me so I Hot Hucked her until I blew my cookies, and then ran out of her place wrapped up in her sheet into an über.

by GenghisKunt July 12, 2020