boater balls

The act of hurting one's testicles while operating a watercraft.

I took my kayak down some rough rapids and now I have boater balls.

by anonymous December 14, 2023

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

by viosbio January 26, 2021

Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack

man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you

by Ball Punch May 24, 2018

No Balls

This is generally sued as a taunt, for example, if an individual doesn't want to do a dare, his companions might say "No Balls", to imply that if the individual didn't do the dare, he would have no balls; or he would have no bravery. It's essentially calling someone a pussy conditionally

Person 1: Nah dude I don't wanna do another blunt
Person 2: No balls, pussy.

by Jabchile March 23, 2019

Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.

person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''

by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022

balle challenge

the act of doing something very difficult that damages your health in any way

yo my man just smoked 5 carts, that's a balle challenge

by er lmfao December 10, 2020