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boater balls

The act of hurting one's testicles while operating a watercraft.
I took my kayak down some rough rapids and now I have boater balls.
by anonymous December 14, 2023
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COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it
Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!
by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022
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Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.
Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
yesterday i was low as balls.”
by viosbio January 26, 2021
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Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack
man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you
by Ball Punch May 24, 2018
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No Balls

This is generally sued as a taunt, for example, if an individual doesn't want to do a dare, his companions might say "No Balls", to imply that if the individual didn't do the dare, he would have no balls; or he would have no bravery. It's essentially calling someone a pussy conditionally
Person 1: Nah dude I don't wanna do another blunt
Person 2: No balls, pussy.
by Jabchile March 23, 2019
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Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
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balle challenge

the act of doing something very difficult that damages your health in any way
yo my man just smoked 5 carts, that's a balle challenge
by er lmfao December 10, 2020
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