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by Cockliker69420 December 3, 2021
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Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose
Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?
by Cras13 December 4, 2021
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Andrew's Cock

A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.
I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked
by Master Dook December 4, 2021
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Dirty Cock Gargle

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.
Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!
by realbitchassnigga96 October 18, 2019
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What The Cock

To exclaim, and ask simultaneously; "What The Actual Fuck Muhfucka!!!"
"You know I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal like to do bath salts and flakka while fisting himself...." "What the cock is that shit!"
by Spungequan October 26, 2019
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blender in cock!

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!
by Wilierfredboi October 28, 2019
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Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'
by The angry badger October 28, 2019
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