The Year of the Cock

Quote by Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 refering to the sexual practice of touching a different cock every day.

-Hey, she a baddie?

-Dude, she be doin The Year of the Cock
-Oooh, she a mad bitch tho

by Mr.VOfficial June 5, 2023

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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

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Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

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Cock smegal

When you kick someone in the balls and they hunch over and holding there precious.

She kicked me in the balls and I cock smegaled for like 20 mins.

Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.

by Moonmaster111 March 30, 2025

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Michael love's black cock

Michael love's big black cock

I knew Michael love's black cock I saw him taking several big black cocks all the way down his throat and I could tell you that he was such a good little white sissy pantyboi

by sissybbcboi February 13, 2024

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