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Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.
Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me
by britishpoo September 13, 2021
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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me

you and yourself
me is cool {i know my gramer is shit}
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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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resting marry me face

When your face looks like it just needs to be married.
Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!
by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024
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help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up
babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick
by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023
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