Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

face the sun

face the sun. described to represent their ambitions to be the best, struggles as they face their challenges and struggles head-on.

face the sun - seventeen

by shuayaaa. September 14, 2022

North Face Catch a Case

North Face Catch a Case:
Going out committing criminal activity while fully kitted in North Face, drawing police attention and increasing the chances of arrest or ending up in court.

Lee: Bruv, these young Lads, going out there selling drugs, doing bear crimes, all dressed head-to-toe in North Face. They look well dodgy init bruv LOL.
Frank : Init bruv. You know what they say North Face catch a case they might as well put a sign on themself saying, please nick me LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

Teke face

(New Zealand) an incompetent, obnoxious or arrogant person. From the Māori "teke" meaning "vagina"

"Shut your mouth, teke face"
"That teke face over there tried to steal my pie and my durries"

by megakenneth January 23, 2026

face

when someone say smth stupid

person 1: "yo bro if youre homeless just rent a hotel room, its atleast somewhere to sleep"
person 2: "face ahh"

by theosualsuspect January 24, 2026

guppy face

the most horrible and offensive thing you can call someone.

"sam from glee is such a guppy face"

by troutyeemouuth January 26, 2026

slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026