Couldn't give a damn
by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014
Get the Two shits lessmug. when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.
by billy bats June 11, 2006
Get the razor blade shitmug. After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.
by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012
Get the Delayed beer shitsmug. Did you see that Tigers game last night, I had money on them....they were ahead by 3 runs going into the 9th inning, but then the yankees shit my tub and won
by drew4927 October 11, 2009
Get the Shit my tubmug. by ISISN'T January 22, 2020
Get the Holy shit ballsmug. When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.
Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018
Get the Shit like a kingmug. "Hey, did you see Connor's new custom Cadillac?"
"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"
"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"
by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
Get the Sickest shit in the whipsmug.