Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022

raw dog

To dive headfirst into a task recklessly and without proper preparation, metaphorically alluding to sexual intercourse without the use of protection.

I didn't have time to study, so I'm just going to raw dog this exam.

by Ezekris February 22, 2022

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

Dog

dog

dog

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Dog

What strange act is the canine performing at this particular time of day?

What is the Dog doing?

by BlackMesaTaco999 February 28, 2022

Dog

Thing that goes woof or bark.
Females dogs are know as a bitch

Look a dog.
Oh a bitch.

by Your mom <3 :) March 1, 2022

dog dookie day

Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3

“Hey we should have off of school it’s a holiday!”
“oh really ? what holiday?”
“dog dookie day duh”

by bees on a boat March 1, 2022