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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry
By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.
by Quaz the silly January 30, 2022
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hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

the lyrics to some goofy ahh mickey mouse song💀
by allie._.slays December 29, 2022
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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
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Hot Dinkie

A stolen dismembered phalic object, or actual penis.
That Lorena woman ran the streets with a hot dinkie but authorities eventually caught up to her.
by Uric Jargen March 15, 2025
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Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet
Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle
by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025
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hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises
There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks
by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017
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