Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024

Brick pulling

A practice where the person pulls out a brick from their behind

Kate:"bob did you do the brick pulling last night?"

Bob :"Yeah, I'm not constipated anymore."

by KaKail October 17, 2023

pulling a stetson

when you ask your brothers old hoe for nudes and try to guilt her into sending when she says no everyday when you ask

"hey lemme see that ass"
"bruh stop pulling a stetson I'm not sending you shit nigga"

by niggeigh July 4, 2017

Pulling a Carter

Surrounding yourself with bisexual people but being straight yourself.

Wow you really were pulling a carter back at the pride March today.

by YARCLOCK April 2, 2021

Pull a Ramudu

Answering question B when asked question A

P1: "Hey man, what's cooking? Listen, I'm out of money so can you give me my 100₹ back?"

P2: "Cheeseburgers with a side of fries."

P1: "Bitch don't pull a Ramudu on me, man."

by abracadabraviagra April 21, 2021

Pulling a Loreto

In honor of Nora Loreto's virtue signalling on the back of the Humboldt Broncos bus tragedy. Pulling a Loreto is an attempt to piggyback or hijack a public mourning for ones own means. In the case that this is named after Loreto tweeted in solidarity with the victims, but then inserted a backhanded comment negating her shows of support by showing how her issue should get more resources and that it was inherently unfair the the Humboldt tragedy had united so many people behind it (especially with social media presence and donations).

Pulling a Loreto or Pulled a Loreto

Hank really pulled a Loreto when Stella's baby walked for the first time at the party and he yelled 'Look at how I can juggle'

Of course certain tragedies get more attention than others, but why does Cora always have to say 'Whatabout this inequality or this obscure loss of life that is far more of a signal that our society is unfair'

by GrizzleBot May 27, 2018

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017