15-second man

A man who finishes in bed in 15-20 seconds.

-Him "This has never happened before! I swear."
-Her "BS. You're nothing but a 15-second man."
-Him "I'm sorry!"
-Her "All my friends will laugh at you after I spamtext them."

by Mennez December 17, 2008

one man rape

When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team.

Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match.

"Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"

by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

Man Juice Popsicle

When you take you jizz or semen and freeze it and then eat it like a popsicle.

Jason and Jeff both shared a Man Juice popsicle made by Blake. What fags.

by BlakeP August 7, 2008

old man shuffle

The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.

When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."

by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007

working man's blowjob

a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3

i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured

by alig3fome February 18, 2010

Monkey Fish Man

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.

Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.

by Mart September 12, 2004

Man Bun Dad

A man bun dad is a young father, usually of post-grad school age and/or status. Defining characteristics include:

- A hearty man bun
- A startup family with one or two small children
- Carhartt's work pants, folded up to reveal Chaco sandals or an ankle tattoo from youth
- Tee shirt from a brewery or outdoors store in whatever liberal college town they've decided to pitch a nest in
- Promising future with a green tech company or something of that good yuppie nature

Hey look, that man bun dad and his offspring are starting a zucchini garden!

by Mollsballs September 13, 2015