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Pain in the Ass with Benefits

Two people whose relation only exists because of a sexual relationship. This may often be seen from others as "Friends with Benefits" type of situation. However, unlike that situation one of the two people is faking enjoyment of the friendship component. The person facilitating the deception is doing so in order to avoid causing a negative emotional response which may cease the sexual component.
Shirley has a Pain in the Ass with Benefits situation going on with Mike.
by TheAllyKat November 18, 2011
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fake ass shit

Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.
Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!
by Brittle Fingers November 8, 2015
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chunky ass rocket

Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola
My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!
by Chubby Bubba November 30, 2019
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flying ass wrap

when one runs backwards, jumps in the air and wraps their ass cheeks around another's face as they tackle them to the ground
Shawn gave Nick a flying ass wrap the other day! I couldn't believe it!
by shawnk8e9 May 17, 2010
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Fat-Ass Magenta

Name to describe people with a typically bitchy, annoying, slap-you-in-your-fat-fuck-face personality. Common amongst individuals with the name "Michael," which may be due to the fact that over two percent of Americans have been presented with that name by their parents.

Fat-Ass Magentas usually talk nonstop about the most retarded crap. They do not leave you alone, disregard personal space, rarely shower, have relatively gross facial features, and are indeed fat. The term, Fat-Ass Magenta, can be used as an insult, although primarily used to express hard feelings or hate toward someone. In the long run, Fat-Ass Magentas only need a decent amount of patience, tolerance, and the ability to see from both perspectives, in order to find the best in the person.
YO!!!! Fat-Ass Magenta, leave me the hell alone, and stop breathing in my damn ear!!
by I Love To Give The Truth July 21, 2013
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class before ass

when one prioritizes his school work before his relationship or sex life
Noa- hey shmerez, you want to, get out of here, maybe fool around a bit? I know it has been tough lately but i can help you relieve some of that stress
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."
by Jew Gatsby February 23, 2014
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Faggot Ass Bitchboy

The ultimate insult in a roast battle, will guarantee to make their heart poundjng and start stuttering on their words!
Jimmy: I bet yo dick mad small boy
DeMarcus: Ew Wtf? Nigga why you such a Faggot Ass Bitchboy bruh?
Jimmy: *dies of fucking cardiac arrest*
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER April 24, 2022
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