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hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 14, 2020
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome
Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.
by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020
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Hot Farracco

The act of stripping naked in a drunken stupor, followed by wandering around in public and finally defecating oneself whilst in the fetal position.
Bob: bro, you got so drunk at the bars last night you pulled a hot farracco.

Rufus: I wondered why my pants were soiled this morning.
by Eddie Ryan November 12, 2016
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A Hot Slushy

Poop that is extremely runny, but also crispy. Similar to diarrhea, but worse.
I ate chinese and mexican food in the same day. On the drive home from work, I made A Hot Slushy in my pants.
by SSUbear April 20, 2018
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Hot box

Where a lady uses a car’s heated seats to artificially increases the temperature (and therefore blood flow) to the vulva and clitoris making herself incredibly horny
Female: His heated seats give me such a hot box
by Holdbert December 10, 2018
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Hot Gurl Coach

Hot Gurl Coach is another name for Megan Thee Stallion, popular female rapper deemed the 2nd Queen of rap behind Nicki Minaj
"OMG IT'S THE HOT GURL COACH!"
"Who the hell?"
"Megan Thee Stallion, dumbass"
by neefianiel November 27, 2021
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hot mumford

same as the "classic" mumford except your partner farts while locking under they're ass.
dude, i gave my girl a "hot mumford" last night and it smelled so bad she almost passed out!
by the captn June 11, 2012
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