Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you can use when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.

Jaylen: I had a date with Chloe last night. I had to go to my sex playlist.
Zane: Yeah, my girlfriend told me your ex told her your sex playlist was both extensive and quite impressive.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

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No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019

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SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT THERE DICK INSIDE ME IM SO FUCKING HORNY

sex, im a gay cis male, 100 pounds with a 5 inch dick girthy and its so pretty and pink for daddy... please i beg someone i need some cock in my ass im so horny

by BreedingMySexyFuckToyForMommy October 10, 2023

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You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.

Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon

by meorningchae March 26, 2022

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