Society is cereal, I am water

The only good way to say you dont fit in.

Sometimes i feel like Society is cereal, I am water.

by 69420isnicenamelol October 4, 2021

i dont care about money

A statement normally said by bri'ish sounding james'

"i dont care about money" - james

by thebestdracotic August 2, 2021

i fucked your mom#6969

One of my best friends on discord

Person A: do you have friends

Person B: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'

by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021

I didn’t ask for a free ride

A phrase from the beginning of the song ‘I didn’t ask for a free ride,’ also a favorite lyric of the song Rain On Me for many.

I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time

by eggfartlover August 13, 2022

I can’t feel my legs

This is what you might say after being paralyzed.

Or blown up.

Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”

or what your mom would say after we had the sex

“Holy shit! A landmine!”

“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).

“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist

“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral

by Plunkton May 23, 2022

I really do want to die

I really do. During my sleep and forget all of this. It’s not wealth that I envy; it is permanent tranquility and peace is what I want. Wealth is only a second best option.

I really do want to die, says I. After 24 years of getting nowhere, I’m becoming tired of chasing a mirage so-called a light at the end of this endless tunnel.

by Sadafboi January 22, 2022

I love you to infinity and beyond

When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie

Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "

by Not gamer January 26, 2021