hairian balls

When your balls are so hairy but you cut a Hilter mustache into it . . . Hairian balls!!

The frauline saluted my Hairian balls like the SS at a Hitler youth rally!

by The Witchdoctor17 June 22, 2022

Ball of worms

A large amount of unknown outcomes. Much like a can of worms or ball of wax...only worse.

Allissa opened a real ball of worms when she decided to have shoulder surgery.

by Jachyl July 21, 2023

Twink ball trap

Gape the anus and insert massive balls in to the void, wait for anus to shrink around balls get balls stuck in anus

Yo where’s chisum

Oh he’s stuck in the twink ball trap

by Skibidi sizzler May 20, 2024

Ball out or fall out

A saying that means to do something dangerous or cool to a spectacular degree or fail miserably.

Person A: wanna go skydiving?
Person B: I'm not sure.
Person A: Ball out or fall out bro.
Person B: Your right man

by Ludicolo-Schizophrenia March 12, 2024

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021