Ring’s cock is magnificent and large, it would need 10-20 people to suck the whole thing. Nothing can compare to the large, benevolent cock of his.
by Painasaur September 14, 2020
Get the Cockmug. a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
Get the cock sucker thunder cuntmug. by Kyoka.likes.potatoes November 27, 2021
Get the Cockmug. Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?
Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock
Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock
by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018
Get the auto cockmug. a homosexual of pigmented skin with a rather large penis who has sexual intercourse with human vegetables.
Russel: Hey Henry, don't be such a faggot cock dike twink!!!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!
by meowmeowpooface February 4, 2024
Get the faggot cock dike twinkmug. A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
Get the Self cock blockmug. 