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Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added
Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.
by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024
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i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal
I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog
by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017
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cayuga chili dog

When someone crazy pissed of at someone else, and takes a shit on the hood of their automobile.

Cayuga refers to Cayuga, IN. where such things happen, given the right company.
I never seen him that crazy. Apparently he was so pissed off at that bitch bartender, he took a shit on the hood of her Chevy pickup truck/ He called that work of art the 'Cayuga Chili Dog'. Not too firm, not too soft, just right.
by tippy24 October 1, 2017
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Crusty dog

A dog that had apparently crust on them and clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time and often belongs to Hispanic trees.
by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025
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dog eatre

A phenomenon where a person is said to indulge in the consumption of dogs on a regular basis.
That man is a hungry dog eatre.
by RDRMR January 18, 2022
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Mad dogging it

A phrase that means to evacuate yourself from an area as quickly as possible with potentially chaotic results ensuing as in relating to the TV show Mad Dogs on Amazon Prime in which the main characters had to make an impromptu attempt to flee from Belize in a last ditch effort to conserve their lives.
When tommy pooped his pants during the NCAA division championship basketball game, all the members of the opposing basketball team were visibly mad dogging it off the court
by (Ş.)^2 April 1, 2024
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Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles
"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"
by DaggerCat February 26, 2014
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