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Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
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Corn Dogging

When a person shoves a chopstick up another persons butt. Then the other person takes a dump, pushing the poo onto the chopstick. (resembling a corndog) The poop is then rolled in flour and put into a deep fryer. Once done its left to cool off for exactly 5 minutes. Then the "corndog" is inserted back into the persons anus.
Last night I gave my buddy a corn dogging.

Last-night's corn dogging session was grade-a superb!
by Mr. Corndog July 6, 2023
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Dog

The dog is a type of canine that was domesticated by humans.
It has the scientific name of Canis lupus familiaris and was originally descended from wolves.
by My dog Shyro October 21, 2021
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Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham served on a hot dog bun, commonly with mayonnaise and mustard.
We are out of bread and hot dogs but we have ham and hot dog buns. Looks like ham dogs again.
by anonymous April 23, 2025
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dumb-dog-fourplay

Dumb-dog-fourplay is a concept regarding the overt social fourplay enigmas that lead others into antics like breaking windows and burning down houses..
The windows of the bar got busted out after the gay bands played last week.. I don't know why they don't like gay bands if they going to instigate more of that dumb-dog-fourplay it's like they gay too..
by 12speed June 21, 2023
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I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.
Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.
by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024
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Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.
by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021
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