by Aye it’s Pinkman… Bitch October 29, 2021
A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
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-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
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Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.
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When someone is at full cock, they are at peak performance.
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by leroym December 17, 2019
A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.
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