by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020
Get the Cock Weaselmug. a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
Get the cock sucker thunder cuntmug. someone’s tight juicy vag that swallows ur cock whole, like gobbling sumn tasty.
it can also double as a mouth ;)
it can also double as a mouth ;)
by lilysmommymilkerss August 2, 2022
Get the cock gobblermug. Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
by TurboTerry April 7, 2022
Get the Money Cockmug. When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.
fuck.
cock block
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.
fuck.
cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
Get the Cock Blockmug. Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys
by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022
Get the Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)mug. Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that's not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
The computer wouldn't start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.
With six children in tow, Catherine raced to the airport departing gate. This wasn't an easy task as the children had other priorities than to get to the gate. She knew that she was tight on time and the frustration came out as she yelled at the kids to keep up. They continued to test her, pretending not to listen and to move in directions that only slowed them down. They had no idea the wrath they were about to receive when Catherine made it to the gate only to be informed that they had all missed the plane.
Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.
The computer wouldn't start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.
With six children in tow, Catherine raced to the airport departing gate. This wasn't an easy task as the children had other priorities than to get to the gate. She knew that she was tight on time and the frustration came out as she yelled at the kids to keep up. They continued to test her, pretending not to listen and to move in directions that only slowed them down. They had no idea the wrath they were about to receive when Catherine made it to the gate only to be informed that they had all missed the plane.
Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.
cock
by BIG BROWN COCK January 13, 2022
Get the cockmug.