When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.
"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"
by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

A term coined by the band Oliver Tree. It means the exact same thing as two-faced in the context of the song “Life Goes On,” but the words together actually do not make any sense.
“I’m looking for help with this song. I’m trying to describe someone who treats you one way to your face but acts the other way behind your back.”
“You mean “two-faced?””
“No, something more pretentious.”
“That’s the exact phrase you’re looking for.”
*other person walks away*
“Gosh, he couldn’t just find me new words. What a double-faced entendre.”
“You mean “two-faced?””
“No, something more pretentious.”
“That’s the exact phrase you’re looking for.”
*other person walks away*
“Gosh, he couldn’t just find me new words. What a double-faced entendre.”
by DS716 November 10, 2021

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

by #FYPC July 10, 2014

Face of the internet aka Brakanah 44 is a Internet next level genius who not only bagged the title by Having some of his pictures supplied all over the world through logarithm and websites like wikipedia, and stock photos and owning high premium websites like Faceoftheinternet.com, greatestgoat.com, greatesticon.com, hypelegend.com backing his influence which brings almost 100million views monthly on his social presence.
by Conex August 18, 2025

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

by Cesco13 October 26, 2010
