Mon-Cock

When the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the stomach to a point in which the penis head points downwards (Formally known as a "mon"). Hence "Mon-cock"

The kids got a Mon-cock.

by Pin_dick37 July 4, 2018

Cock Rocket

When the penis ejaculates an extreme amount of cum on to his sexual partner

Steve's dick Cock Rocketed and blew a massive load on Chelsea's breasts.

by Suckdog July 4, 2018

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

Cock Mouth

A person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They think they deserve respect. They also think they know everything about you before they even know you :)

How’s that guy you dated?
Addison? Oh yeah, he’s a real cock mouth

by KdotsLuvr July 13, 2018

Cock

The thing your girlfriend always wants.

"Did your girlfriend suck your cock last night?" "Hell yea she did!"

by TheSquareDonut July 14, 2018

English Cock

The term used when one has a small erect penis.

Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.

by C/s/w July 14, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018