Fat piece of shit

Generally used as an insult meaning an individual who eats an unnecessary amount of food causing them to be super slow and fat.

OMG! Brie, you are such a fat piece of shit, all you do is eat!

Hannah, you fat piece of shit, hurry the hell up!

by Chrispatterson October 20, 2008

Metro Piece of Shit

Usually a filler for Metro PCS. Sometimes used to make fun of a network.

"What wireless network do you use?" "Metro piece of shit." *Sigh*

by Remington A October 20, 2008

dab on that gay shit

Dab on that gay shit is commonly used when a nigga want to partake in a act of homosexuality with another nigga

Nigga #1: "Hey nigga, want to dab on that gay shit?"
Nigga #2:"ahh nigga that's cute. Let's get hella gay fam."

by Big nigga seadon August 28, 2017

shit colored glasses

1.People who are overly clinical,depressive,pessimistic about everything,We could say the see the world through shit colored glasses instead rose colored glasses.

Joe: What's wrong with Paul,he keep harping about how bad everything is.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.

by ryukage99 August 25, 2011

Shit Fuck Whoa

A phrase sometimes used in place of, or as an upgrade to the generic ”No Shit” answer to questions of varying degrees of interest. Can be used as an adjective or exclamation to enhance, modify or begin an embellishment of events. Can be used in place of many generic expressions like:

Sweet Jesus
No shit
Wow!
Holy shit
Oh my god
Etc.

And then just like that, quicker than a mink, the bitch ran off with my wallet. Shit fuck whoa.
I was walkin out the door and shit fuck whoa, I tripped over the 18th century vase...
Shit fuck whoa!… the (fill in the blank) just won a playoff game
And then, Shit fuck whoa… I walked in and the pool guy was on my wife.

by Wascallywabbit June 14, 2018

Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

shit your pants

V. To become upset; get angry.

"You spent the money I gave you for baby food on cigarettes!?!?"
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."

by DrewThreeFour May 18, 2008