You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

Pick me

Paige

Paige is such a pick me.

by 12440191 December 11, 2023

DONT CALL ME NEEDY

something that needle from bfdi says when she is called needy then slaps whoever said thad

Hey, needy!
Needle: DONT CALL ME NEEDY *slap*

by ass ault December 11, 2023

Pick-me

A girl or boy (usually a girl) who acts like she doesn't need help, but then makes a "mistake" because she or he wants attention. A pick-me is also very dramatic.

Pick-me: "Hi!"

Person 1: "Hello! Oh can I help you carry those?"

Pick-me: "I'm ok thank you! *falls on purpose*"

Person 1: "OMG! Are you ok?"

Pick-me: "yes.... ow!"

Person 1: "What?!"

Pick-me: "My leg hurts.... i need to go to to the ER!!!"

Person 2: "Bro shes such a pick me"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

Lie For Me

New name for Fact Checker

Lie For Me just said my post wasn’t true.

by Amschel December 12, 2023

me rents

me rents is a spanish verb which means to agree on something or to find something worthy.

-Do you think we should meet up before going to the party?
+Me rents.

by anonymous December 15, 2023

Windows Me

A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.

During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.

It ended support on July 11, 2006.

at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.

One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX

Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?

by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023