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Whoever you're listening to

Is going to get your fucking kids killed. I know you pieces of shit coming into the gas station are reading it (because you repeat it back to me). Got within arms reach of 2 the other day. The knife that is always in my pocket isn't going to stay there forver. Whatever they are trying to do, I'm never going to do it. You can't make me stop being a threat to yoù kids but you can make them acknowledge what's happening to me.
Hym "Whoever you're listening to WILL NEVER CARE about your kid being murdered over their unwillingness to address me. They won't care. They'll muse on it in there news stories about how tragic it is but YOU'LL BE ALONE IN YOU GRIEF AND THEY WILL DIE FOR NOTHING. I'm not ever going to give up. Would you rather have your kids see some maladaptive success or would you rather try and pry me off of them as I dig the knife into their neck? I didn't even expect the material success. At first it was only stalking I cared about. But I'll take both. You'll do both now."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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You're not Famous

Something you say to someone that acts like they're better than everyone else when they're honestly no different than anyone else. All they do is post on snapchat all the time about hanging out with their three same friends and their 3 pairs of cool shoes, and you're tired of the cockyness and you think it's time for that person to get some humbling
"You're not famous bro. Stop acting like you're better than everyone else just because you have a cool pair of shoes and a nice car while still not having your own place, dosent mean you should act like you're the top shit"
by Mr.finesser April 25, 2025
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if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.
"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.
by hermione p October 12, 2023
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You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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you'r

When an illiterate person can't even spell a simple 4 letter word, for example:
David is currently writing about you'r mother.
David is an illiterate child.
by hlorgerdorf February 8, 2022
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if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher
“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”
by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021
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you'res

Like yours, but fun and autistic
I would like to meet with you'res leader.
by Me63 June 8, 2018
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