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word constipation 

When a word or group of words is on the tip of your tongue, but you can't get them out.
Kyle: "Why aren't you talking?"
B.J.: "I'm suffering from a little bit of word constipation."

Kyle: "You still haven't said anything."
B.J.: "I'm word constipated, damnit!"
word constipation by bj and kk December 9, 2007

Word vulture

When playing scrabble against an opponent, whether it be in person or over phone app, your opponent continuously builds off of only the words you put stealing all of the double letter, triple letter, double word, and triple word scores.
Man, Johnny is being such a word vulture, I set him up just so he can spike it down.

If Johnny wasn't such a word vulture, I would be murdering him in scrabble.
Word vulture by Mondo20 February 21, 2011

woodside high school 

a public school located in the bay area full of kids from redwood city, east palo alto, emerald hills, portola valley, etc. the bathrooms are where everyone is posted up with pens and nic shit. the campus is pretty big but you can always seem to find someone being taken away on a golf cart driven by one of the security guards. also there is this dumb ass shit called SSR - sustained silent reading.
"does she smoke?"
"she goes to woodside high school, so yea."

smurf word 

a word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or a universal adjetive, like the word smurf in the tv show "the smurfs". such as "dank".
guy 1:dood i totaly went to this -smurf word-in party last -smurf word-
guy 2: shut the -smurf word- up
smurf word by cruizinace December 28, 2005

Tiger Woods It

Verb:

To act in a manner contrary to a positive one has built up, whether amongst friends, professionals, colleagues, the media, social networks, etc,.

For example, Tiger Woods had built himself a reputation and image of a consummate professional who no one could find fault with. However, due to recent events, his good image was ruined in as stories surfaced that were contrary to his previously established image.
Man, Susan and Tom called off their engagement because he was hooking up with the office temp and she found out.

No WAY! He really Tiger Woods It didn't he?
Tiger Woods It by xChiTowNx March 15, 2010

Jordyn Woods 

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.

No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)

Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
Jordyn Woods by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019