wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

wind monkey

a tornado that was sent to work the fields, also known as a wiggaboo wigger

goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress

by evanger October 5, 2023

fast widow

The term used to describe a woman who has ensured that her date leaves a venue, such as a bar, restaurant, or party, so that she may remain and prospect for eligible males. A particularly popular in online dating.

Louis' date pulled a fast widow, hitting on half the guys at the bar after he left.

by kleber August 28, 2006

Maple Widow

One who's partner is "Mapled". Experiencing the feeling of sharing a space with someone who is not really there.

"Do you want a cuppa?...Cup of tea?...Hello?...Oh bugger it. Jus us Maple Widows then"

by Katieog January 23, 2007

MySpace Widow

The significant other of a MySpace Whore. A MySpace Widow's partner is so infatuated with posting comments and checking posts by their exes that they end up completely neglecting the "live" person in their life.

A MySpace Widow's girlfriend/boyfriend spends more time on the MySpace than they do with them.

by Rogers Buck March 30, 2009

cincinnati wind shield

Placing saran wrap over said face and taking a shit on it so it is able to be viewed.

I had extra saran wrap laying around so I gave my gf the Cincinnati wind shield.

by sick fuck 69 March 26, 2010

Session Widow

A girl who has lost her boyfriend to the session.

Mary: "He's been gone for four days on the session"
Anne: "Is he answering texts"
Mary: "No"
Anne: "Session Widow!"

by michael_oleary November 28, 2010