Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023

under weather

To be ill or sick.

I couldn’t make the meeting ‘cause I was a bit under weather

by Cypress February 11, 2018

under cover boss

Having a sex change then seducing your best friend. Then during sexual inter course, reveal yourself to your friend.

“I just under cover bossed my best friend from high school”

by Leaky nose 1723 November 27, 2024

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Living under a rock

Not having watched the LOTR or the Hobbit series by the age of 20

“You haven’t watched the most influential movies in the industry before? You must be living under a rock”

by mrsidewalk September 18, 2025

The over and under carnage

When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.

While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.

by K.C.B. October 31, 2017

Under the Bridge

A typically shady or borderline illegal activity

“Kyle and David went to the bathroom together, they’re probably doing something under the bridge”

by Lurker_From_Ohio November 10, 2024