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the down under

Sex position where the woman lies on her back with her head tilted back 90 degrees (ie. on the edge of a mattress) allowing her partner full access to fuck her throat .
I gave that slut The Down Under until her hair was soaked in spit !!
by Hbatty September 3, 2017
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under chat

Under Chat is program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is preformed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can preform all of the buggery their heart's desire.
Mike-"Did you hear that Jake is going through Under Chat?!"

Ethan- "Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program."
by Gay unicorn October 23, 2018
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Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.
Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.
by Karisuta November 3, 2018
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Under armor

The clothing that every kid in your class who wants to join the NBA wears, typically found with Nike shoes.
Normie: Yo sup pooper I just got my hands on this lit clout under armor shirttt!
Kid: I don’t care.
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018
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Be undering

The act or statement of being under a given object.
Jeff: hey Fred, what are you doing?
Fred: I’m just be undering this tree.
by stinkymamacita January 3, 2019
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Eating from under your ass

A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
by LLamadan January 8, 2019
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Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.
“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.
by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018
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