april tool

a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st

hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.

really?

hell no you april tool

by thejuggernautbitch April 1, 2009

barse tool

An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'

"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.

by James M.A M May 9, 2006

5-Tool player

A baseball player with the five tools: power, contact, throwing, baserunning skills and speed, and fielding skills.

Barry Bonds was considered a 5-tool player in his prime.

by UknowIt!!!!!!!!! February 19, 2010

Total Tool

A tool of rare form. One can spot a total tool from the culmination of an abnormal amount average tool traits. ie The Florida orange tan, the popped collar, the multiple popped collars, the jelled and spiky hair, an intelligence that would rival his peers at the special Olympics etc.One should take both the amount and severity of traits into consideration before declaring this special person a "total tool".

I think Jimmy has reached the pinnacle of all tooldom and become a Total tool.

by jack A. July 25, 2009

Jew tool

a non-Jew manipulated by Jews

Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.

by extreme troll May 17, 2007

giant tool

a giant douchebag who thinks they are insanely legit but are actually one or more of the following
a. a huge sheister
b. like to suck cocks (see also cocksucker)
c. like to urinate in public locations

Jordan is a giant tool- he thinks he's hot shit, but he's really annoying. Also, he peed behind the student center.

by M Trafton June 1, 2009

Wrap your tool

To practice safe sex in regards to makes, or wear a condom.

Don't be a fool; wrap your tool.

by garbonzo November 14, 2013