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tasty meat

I want a girl that loves tasty meat.
by Blockagoliath April 22, 2016
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Father Meat

Father Meat was an enemy to Mr. Goggins and Steve. being an absolute pile of tumors and testicles, he attepmted to fight them single handed but failed, man literally got his booty cheeks violated. He eventually went to Jaydoni to help him get stronger. Not much is known after this other than he got molested by Jaydoni.
Father Meat was a pretty weak enemy (He smelled like dick)
by Pewpew bumblesnatch May 16, 2022
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Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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meat heater

by Greennuns69 December 9, 2016
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Meat Brush

When a certain male appendage is rubbed against a female in close spaces when passing by each other.

Typically, a subtle way for a man to get close to a woman that is a complete stranger, and potentially spark a conversation, however it can happen naturally.
In a crowded bar setting, often a male will be trying to get to the bar: As he passes by a group of females, he will 'rub' against them ( 'Excuse me' ) and give them the Meat Brush.

In a movie theater, when squeezing past a group of group of people to get to a seat in the middle, 'Excuse me' and give them the Meat Brush.
by meatbrush February 22, 2011
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anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.
Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.
by Aprince1984 December 6, 2016
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Meat Maiden

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?
by Soldaat May 2, 2009
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