Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
Get the Jared on the Chairedmug. by femboyoi August 11, 2023
Get the chair kinkmug. a fail involving a chair
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
Get the chair plantmug. A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.
Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
Get the Chair Cutmug. someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
by chair eater March 4, 2022
Get the Chairmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the 《¤》Language《¤》Is《¤》A《¤》Folding《¤》Chair《¤》mug. Welp, that chair can't be used anymore.. but you don't want to throw it away. It becomes a trophy chair.
by Thatgirl528 July 31, 2025
Get the Trophy chairmug.