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chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair
"i have a chair kink."
by femboyoi August 11, 2023
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chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
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Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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chairing

he's always chairing a rock
by morting March 17, 2025
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White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
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Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.
Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.
by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025
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