When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.
"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"
Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".
Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".
by outsnyder November 7, 2011
Get the Locked up bigger than Dallasmug. Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
Get the crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithousemug. The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".
Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".
Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.
Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!
-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!
-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...
by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006
Get the You think you're better than me?!mug. by weave January 8, 2004
Get the SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARDmug. by Real Alberto June 5, 2022
Get the Black hair is not better than red hairmug. The phrase is literally "And if you do not agree, fuck you."
Commonly expressed in online forum boards with at least 7 typos accompanied with a particular expression or point of view by a narrowminded individual.
Many variations of typos for the phrase exist considering the writer often types in rage, although one similarity between all variations is typically a liberal use of caps locks.
Commonly expressed in online forum boards with at least 7 typos accompanied with a particular expression or point of view by a narrowminded individual.
Many variations of typos for the phrase exist considering the writer often types in rage, although one similarity between all variations is typically a liberal use of caps locks.
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/Topic started 15. Apr 2011
Canar: Dubstep is over.
Minionofset: I do not agree.
PixieFairyNarwhalFood: JUNGLE ISJ BETTR THEN DUBSTOE, AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU
GeorgeForeman: This isn't where I parked my car!
/Topic started 15. Apr 2011
Canar: Dubstep is over.
Minionofset: I do not agree.
PixieFairyNarwhalFood: JUNGLE ISJ BETTR THEN DUBSTOE, AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU
GeorgeForeman: This isn't where I parked my car!
by Idle. October 17, 2011
Get the AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCUmug. by Chappo January 20, 2004
Get the Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stickmug.