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Mega Table

The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies
sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat
by Fuck Kevin Palmer November 29, 2010
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Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011
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television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.
Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?
by I know write five January 22, 2025
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Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu
by Hexyglam September 1, 2013
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Table Whore

A girl for example A**a that goes into an establishment for example O**o - particulary those that have rich people in it. Will hop/join a table to us the guys tho buy drinks and post the entire time on their social platforms such as instagram.
Please see definition for example of table whore
by anonymous January 22, 2024
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TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function
"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"
by Capycinno March 22, 2025
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cut the table in half

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half
by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024
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