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'Pulling a Mojang'

1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.

2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.
I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.
by mojangdetractor81 October 18, 2021
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Pulling an Oracle

When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.
Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.

Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.

Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010
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Pull a Mab

To constantly be lacking change or enough money to purchase small items of low value when others go to the store for you, then conveniently forgetting to give the little amount back or assuming that since it is a small amount the lender does not want it back or will forget about it.
Did he give you your 2$ back for the lotto tickets we bought as a group last week ? No he pulled a Mab and pretended he forgot. I hate people who pull a Mab
by Joe Milosovich November 30, 2006
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pull an Evony

1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
Examples of pull an Evony.

1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!

2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!

3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*
by Milo the Great July 15, 2010
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pull a caitlin

The last hit on a marijuana pipe when someone sucks in all the ash and are thereby the subject of shame and ridicule.
Did she just pull a Caitlin? No, she's just suckin him off!
by Bhutan September 30, 2011
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Pulling a bailee

Increasing sales by squeezing ones breasts together and raising them up 4-6 inches in hopes that showing her goodies will distract the customer.
Omg did you see Casey pulling a Bailee with all her customers today
by Jimmysmash44 December 5, 2016
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Pulling A Kelsy

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"
Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"
by LucasDontDoThis April 23, 2014
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